I made the world’s craziest Fantasy Indy Wrestling card ridiculously late last night or early in this morning, one of the two. Because obviously I hate sleep, and sex with women.
This show would emanate from England for two reasons, number 1: They have good crowds, and number 2: Because it gives me a reason to name a classic match on this card what I called it.
This Card is Guaranteed to melt your dick off it!
Young Lion vs. Old Guard:
El Generico vs. The Great Sasuke
Brothers From Different Mothers vs. Strong Men Who Aren’t Afraid of BJ’s: Chris Hero & Claudio Castagnoli vs. Daisuke Sekimoto & Yuji Okabayashi
Don’t Fuck with a Classic:
TAKA Michinoku vs. Dick Togo
Fuck You, I Hit Harder!
Eddie Edwards & Davey Richards vs. YAMATO & Shingo
Falls Count Anywhere (but the ring)Match:
Kevin Steen & Akira Tozawa vs. Kenny Omega & Kota Ibushi
I Go Both Ways, Mixed Tag Match:
Sara Del Rey & Christopher Daniels vs. Manami Toyota & Mike Quackenbush
Surfs Up! We’re Getting Sky High! The Jeff Spicoli Memorial Match:
Pac, Ricochet, Zack Sabre, Jr. & Dragon Kid vs. Max Buck, Jeremy Buck, Adam Cole & Kyle O’Reilly
Anal Play in the UK:
Danshoku Dino vs. Colt “Boom Boom” Cabana