I want to be a full time writer and comedian. But I lack direction. How does one go about writing a book, and what does one write about? How do […]
“What the fuck was that?!,” James yelled. Although he could not hear his own screams. James cried out for his best friend several times, “Sean? What happened, man? Where are you? Are […]
“You know if you bought a practical, fuel-efficient vehicle, instead of a metallic warhorse, we probably wouldn’t be circling around this place all day,” Sean said. “We can’t all be enviro-Nazis like you, […]
At Christmas dinner and Thanksgiving, my family gets together at my Mother’s place for dinner. Turkey, stuffing, gravy, veggies, the works. But what we do differently, is the ‘green stuff’. […]
Location: A dingy pool hall in Alberta Players: The man, Barnes, Sampson Two men and a woman are playing a game of pool. The men are looking at a fit […]
Man: Why does it keep calling me an cock-sucker? Blue: “Let go of me, ya cunt?!” The blue object was a comedian being held against his will.
I have no idea what I’m supposed to write about. The fuck is a long lost roommate?! I had a roommate once. He had a cat and loved Minecraft […]