Warning NSFW (But it is about work, so fuck it, and read on anyway)


They’re called “Blow JOBS” for a reason, the unemployed seldom receive them, and when we do, you bet your ass they’ve earned them.

I don’t believe in having a job so you can buy a slick sports car or all the pretty things you see in the advertisements. I believe in being employed for one reason, blow jobs. If you’re a man, and you are not working solely for the maximum amount of blow jobs possible, I seriously doubt you will ever stumble upon the meaning of life. Captain

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