MONDAY, DECEMBER 16, 2013
Do you want to sleep all day? Do you feel the need to have more mood swings than an angry pregnant woman stuck in rush hour traffic? Do you like to cry randomly in the dark? If you answered yes to all of these, heartbreak is for you! Don’t wait for reality to crush your hopes and dreams, call your doctor and ask if “Oi! My heart!” is right for you. “Oi! My Heart!” for the person too lazy to develop a committed relationships and fuck it all up.
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