LIFE AND SHIT
I have neglected to make a regular blog posts for the last too fucking long to remember, so here goes (not that anyone in particular asked to hear about my […]
Category Archives: Shooting with Sean
WWE NXT REVIEW (May 29, 2013 Edition)
WWE NXT REVIEW The Wyatt Family (Eric Rowan & Luke Harper) vs. Travis Tyler & Sawyer Fulton was a good showcase for the Wyatt Family. Luke Harper is a monster. […]
Been gone too long…
Since my last stand up show, I became a journalism student, lost the ability to write decent material, dropped out over a feud and frustration, and now I’m engaged to […]
Guess who’s getting hitched? Hint: It’s me!!!
Hey guys, It’s official, Jessika and I getting married!!! And if you’re reading this, you’re probably invited! No, we don’t know when the wedding is taking place, not for a […]
Warning NSFW (But it is about work, so fuck it, and read on anyway)
They’re called “Blow JOBS” for a reason, the unemployed seldom receive them, and when we do, you bet your ass they’ve earned them. I don’t believe in having a job […]
Part II:
“What the fuck was that?!,” James yelled. Although he could not hear his own screams. James cried out for his best friend several times, “Sean? What happened, man? Where are you? Are […]
642 THINGS TO WRITE ABOUT: “You have just swallowed your pride and done something you didn’t want to do.Your friend wants to know why. The two of you are driving around an almost full parking garage looking for a space for a friend’s oversized pickup. Write the scene.”
“You know if you bought a practical, fuel-efficient vehicle, instead of a metallic warhorse, we probably wouldn’t be circling around this place all day,” Sean said. “We can’t all be enviro-Nazis like you, […]
642 THINGS TO WRITE ABOUT: “Tell a complete stranger about a beloved family tradition”
At Christmas dinner and Thanksgiving, my family gets together at my Mother’s place for dinner. Turkey, stuffing, gravy, veggies, the works. But what we do differently, is the ‘green stuff’. […]
642 THINGS TO WRITE ABOUT: “Write a scene where the only spoken dialogue is ‘Uh-huh,’ ‘Umm,’ “Urrrr,’ ‘mm-mm.’
Location: A dingy pool hall in Alberta Players: The man, Barnes, Sampson Two men and a woman are playing a game of pool. The men are looking at a fit […]
642 THINGS TO WRITE ABOUT: “What a character holding a blue object is thinking right now”
Man: Why does it keep calling me an cock-sucker? Blue: “Let go of me, ya cunt?!” The blue object was a comedian being held against his will.
Sean Carleton: Human writes, watch 